There is an obscure publishing doctrine known as "the small penis rule."
I was astonished by Michael (Mick?) Crowley's incredible story. I always thought Michael Crichton was a bit lame. Now I know he is a complete jackass, and his publisher … well, they gonna get sued …
Thanks to Louie for this one as well!
- Schizophrenia
- Do You Hear What I Hear?
- Multiple Personality Disorder
- I’m Three Kings – Disoriented Am I
- Dementia
- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
- Narcissistic Disorder
- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
- Hypermania
- Deck the Halls and Walls and Doors and Floors and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....
- Paranoia
- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
- Borderline Personality Disorder
- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
- Personality Disorder
- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry,
I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why - Attention Deficit Disorder
- Silent night…Holy…oooh, look at the froggy…
… can I have a chocolate?…
… why is France so far away? - Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.
Merry Christmas to you and your neuroses, no matter how pathological!
Thanks to Tarin for pointing out this story from news.com …
Farts spark emergency landing
AN American Airlines flight has made an emergency landing after a passenger with severe gas problems struck matches to mask the odour of flatulence.
The flight from Washington to Texas landed at Nashville airport, in the southeastern state of Tennessee, after passengers alerted the crew to the smell of burning sulphur.
Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for Nashville International Airport Authority said all 99 passengers and their luggage were taken off the plane and searched.
An unlucky canine team was also brought in to sniff the aircraft for explosives.
After intense questioning by the FBI, a woman passenger admitted to lighting matches on board the aircraft to conceal her gas, Ms Lowrance said.
“For a long time she did not admit to striking matches and I think that was just out of embarrassment,” she said.
“She did finally admit to it saying she had a medical problem about excessive gas.”
The unidentified woman was not charged, but “American did ban her from flying on their airline for a very long time,” Ms Lowrance said.
